It has been resurrected for the updated series The Lenny Leggo Show
The commercial follows a testimony of a supposed Niterium user by the name of Lewis Cartel. He shares his testimony with the viewers on how he was diagnosed with high-cholesterol, and because of his diagnosis, was rendered unable to partake in his family's planned activities, to the point of nearly feeling confined to his own home. As a result of his inactive life-style, he started taken Niterium, so that he could go out and do the most of the things he wanted to do in his life. After the side-effects, Cartel tells the audience to stop kidding themselves and start taking Niterium.
The long list of side effects is as follows.
- Severe headache
- ("In rare cases") internal bleeding ("which may cause death").
- Changes in behavior
- Thoughts of suicide
- Large tumors on the legs and internal organs
- Internal organ combustion
- Tears in the stomach and/or intestines
- sore joints
- inability to walk
- permanent spial cord injury that may leave the perscription user permanently imobilized
- foaming of the mouth
- inpaired speach or hearing.
- inability to swallow
- possible blindness or deafness that may become permanent
In the series finale of The Lenny Lego Show. Buzz Tarco's Christmas Carol, the Niterium Commercial was immediately followed by a public lawsuit announcement. It was worded as follows:
"ATTENTION! This is an important message! Have you or a loved one been prescribed with Niterium within the last 12 months and have since suffered from a heart attack, stroke, or permanent inabilities? If so, CALL NOW! You may be entitled to a cash reward up to $5 million dollars! A criminal lawsuit of over $1 billion dollars is currently being filed against Niterium industries, and YOU may be the victim! If you or a loved one has been prescribed with Niterium within the last 12 months and have since suffered from heart attack, stroke, or permanent disabilities, CALL NOW! Don't wait, TIME IS LIMITED! Call 555-HELP! That's 555-980-5454. That number again: 555-980-5454. CALL NOW!"